Can A Person Have More Than One Hernia

With the permission of the legitimate authority, or the legendary Claudio Boat Virginia, his public this memorable piece, which comments on the lives of our parents on board. Ale and I laughed a lot, also because it's all true, it's true, and as always the reality in the end any more than fiction, even literary!

"Dear Federica, so that your stories are giving a whip to all the bloody scenes of high tension thriller steeped in the most ruthless and the sacred fire of the throat, reducing them to junk useless and tasteless.
Here finally it comes to poop, the real and not pretend that the coated film where even the shit smells.
Here you can smell the revolting ill-digested pap of coconut that has not yet been attacked by enzymes from childhood, the fish that once transformed into a monster germ, the real shit, that which fills with its warm fragrance each where in a boat and persists for a long time.
We talk about ecological disaster of immense proportions, where exotic plants are swallowed up by diapers that are attached to the green leaves and replacing them with driving out even the most leathery smell citras.
struggles with smoky fires where two parents must be able to perform in fighting to cremate more non-flammable substances that chemistry has ever produced, in turn providing wounds and injuries to say the least dramatic.
And what about the two beasts that still long before sunrise are already lurking in their bunks, ready with their complaints and steal the last sleep of the poor mother and father. He is embracing
she rubs on you and that's the word feared and hated, but at the same time longed for and dreamed of before it was uttered for the first time.
A word that moves you and makes you rejoice once, the first, then for the rest of life becomes the alarm about something that you do not know if it is unpleasant or not.
MAMMA !!!!!
He began all-out campaign, in the kitchen, bathroom, on the boat, the bridge, the enemy in this war is to be saved, cared for, respected, educated, basically loved more than ourselves.
A strange war where a mother and father are always losing.
The battles take place every day and at sunset the enemy, tired of winning, are reported to the couches and kissed her tenderly, with the hope that the next day to be in good shape to start to break with the laying intensity, because if you do not then they are ill, and mother and father fall into depression.
The scene ends with each other licking their wounds, before two lobsters and a glass of wine lie while the stars smile from thinking that if humans had not been invented the smile would never have appeared in the universe. "